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Sunday, October 8, 2017

31 Monsters #8 - Turkie

Turkie is the villain/star of the ThanksKilling series of movies. He's your basic turkey demon that rises every 500 years to seek revenge on people for intruding onto native land. He loves his one-liners, no matter how hard he has to force them into the situation. He's also been known to employ a chain-carver and gravy flavored condoms (don't ask). He's no stranger to curse words either, especially since his catch phrase is, "GOOBLE GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKER!" Truly a being who embodies the spirit of Thanksgiving.

Boxing Class: Featherweight
Favorite Movie: Blood Freak

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